A MURDEROUS TWIST!

A new post has come out on Simon Kelleher's blog! Which is pretty strange.

The post reads, "I got the idea for killing Simon while watching Dateline.

 I'd been thinking about it for a while, obviously. That's not the kind of thing you pluck out of thin air. But the how of getting away with it always stopped me. I don't kid myself that I'm a criminal mastermind. And I'm much too good-looking for prison.

The intensity is frightening!

 On the show, a guy killed his wife. Standard Dateline stuff, right? It's always the husband. But turns out lots of people were happy to see her gone. She'd gotten her coworker fired, screwed over people on the city council, and had an affair with a friend of the husband's. She was a nightmare, basically.

 The guy on Dateline wasn't too bright. Hired someone to murder his wife and the cell phone records were easy to trace. But before those came out he had a decent smoke screen because all of the other suspects. That's the kind of person you can get away with killing: someone everybody else wants dead.

 Let's just face it: everyone at Bayview High hated Simon. I was just the only one with enough guts to do something about it.

You're welcome." Pretty freaky stuff, right? Who do you think could've written this? What a murderous twist.